Fig and Cheese Pizza

Hi Devon,

Eating the contents of your fridge is a daunting and unpleasant task. First, what do you do with your billion jars of condiments: mayo, hot sauces, relishes, jams, hoisin sauce, curries, and mustards? Then, how do you turn the contents of the fridge into a dish, let alone an entire meal? The fridge, a stronghold for all leftovers, frigid life-giver, perpetually extends the stay of leftovers, preservative-filled condiments, dairy products, and fruits. What happens when all this food must be consumed within a short period of time?

My fridge contains the ingredients to cook an array of international dishes. In one week, it will hold green onions, plums, squash, bok choy, milk, rhubarb, cucumbers, and miso paste. The variety challenges my inventiveness and skill, especially towards the end of the week. I am mindful of its contents, and spend the majority of my commute musing on the numerous possibilities.

Tomorrow, our apartment will be blessed with a new fridge, three inches taller, two inches wider, and one inch deeper than our current one. The difference in size seems minuscule, but the novelty of a new appliance has overshadowed the inconvenience of emptying the ice box. I was amazed how quickly fridge raiding went from exciting to strangely chore-like. Tucked in the back, containers of expired yogurt and boxes of leftover your-guess-is-as-good-as-mine went directly into the trash. Half empty / half full jars of mustard, the ones you keep buying because you can never find them, appear like a broad shouldered army ranked by flavor: Dijon, honey, Jack Daniels (!?), spicy, and standard yellow. With the exception of mayonnaise, most sealed jars will survive a few hours on the counter, especially on a crisp autumn night.



The main concern was perishable items, mainly cheese and fruit. I probably spend half my paycheck on cheese, so throwing it out was not an option. I pulled out a box of figs and some olive pita and made an impromptu pizza. A carton of Ben and Jerry's ice cream was dessert.

Olives, figs, and cheese are a natural and glorious combination. Bake until the cheese is melted and the figs are warmed through. Next time, I'm planning on adding proscuitto. I don't think it gets easier or more delicious than this. If I started a tapas bar, I could charge $12 for this (but don't tell anyone, it'll ruin the mystique).


Now the fridge is empty. But don't worry, it will soon fill up!

Fig and Cheese Pizza

Olive flatbread / pita bread
Cheese, I used a French cow's milk cheese called Tomme Noire (aged at least 21 days)
Handful of quartered figs
Salt
Black pepper

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Line a baking sheet with foil.

Place pita bread on foil. Top with slices of cheese, a salty cheese will work best here, and quartered figs. Finish with a liberal sprinkling of salt. Bake in the oven until the cheese is melted, 8 minutes. Sprinkle with freshly ground black pepper. Cut into wedges and serve warm.

Fridge off. What's for dinner?
Michelle